INGLORIOUS BONERS0
0 / 10 OUTS
BROWN TOWN BUTTPLUGS0
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FILTH METER
STREAK x0
HIT COMBO x1
0 LEFT
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BET THE FARM

Risk ALL your points on the NEXT hit. Hit = double up. Miss / out / caught = bust. Foul = still live.

Risk ALL your current points on the next pitch.
Win: double your stack.
Lose: you go to zero.

STAKE: 0

COSTUME SHOP

Spend lifetime high score progress. Outfits apply to your batter.

FUCK YOU, PAY ME

You laughed. You swung a dildo. You got roasted by a robot. The least you can do is tip the degenerate who built this.

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